Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
- Aries: Dragon
- Taurus: Elf
- Gemini: Unicorn
- Cancer: Werewolf
- Leo: Kitsune
- Virgo: Fairy
- Libra: Nymph
- Scorpio: Siren
- Sagittarius: Centaur/Centaurette
- Capricorn: Satyr/Satyress
- Aquarius: Veela
- Pisces: Mermaid